Happy April Fool’s Day, Pittsburgh. To celebrate, here’s a list of the stories we won’t be running today:

  • 12 BuzzFeed articles about Pittsburgh we refuse to acknowledge
  • Kevin Sousa leaving Superior Motors to take over kitchen ops at The Squirrel Cage
  • Thrill Mill launches ‘Thrillionaire grants’ for start-ups looking to accelerate other start-ups
  • Conflict Kitchen to feature cuisines of Mineo’s, Aiello’s
  • Vendors go rogue, declare martial law on Public Market
    subhead: Ohio City Pasta believed holding three hostages
  • Google will launch spy satellites from new Bakery Square X development
  • Mt. Oliver residents raid, annex South Side Slopes
  • Peduto creates Transparency Department to investigate what he’s doing during time unaccounted for on daily public schedule
  • Las Palmas introduces seasonal tacos featuring Mt. Lebanon venison
  • Produce Terminal miffed that nobody cares what it thinks
    subhead: ‘Just do something already!’ cries 90-year-old building
  • Pothole living: the latest in urban housing innovation
  • Brew Gentlemen unveil Edgar Thomson Saison made from Monongahela river water
  • 5 Pittsburghers you’ve never met, but see around town all the time

Matthew Wein

Matthew Wein is a local writer, editor, blogger, storyteller and proud native Pittsburgher. Once described as "a man of things," he covers city design, spirits and craft beer for NEXT, where he keeps all...